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Dec 4, 2023 0:29:44 GMT -8
Post by Yoda on Dec 4, 2023 0:29:44 GMT -8
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts hey!
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Dec 5, 2023 12:41:51 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2023 12:41:51 GMT -8
" I took a shit in the elevator, I am taking this shit to a whole level ".
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Dec 5, 2023 12:43:08 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2023 12:43:08 GMT -8
Three guys go on a ski trip together. When they get to the ski lodge there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right side of the bed wakes up and says, “Wow, I had this mad dream I was getting a hand job.” The guy on the left side of the bed has also woken up and says that he’s had the same dream, too. The guy in the middle says, “Wow that’s funny, I dreamed I was skiing.”
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Dec 5, 2023 12:44:13 GMT -8
Post by Yoda on Dec 5, 2023 12:44:13 GMT -8
" I took a shit in the elevator, I am taking this shit to a whole level ". That's wrong on so many levels!  |
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Dec 5, 2023 12:44:24 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2023 12:44:24 GMT -8
A family is driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son’s innocence, the mother turns around and says, “Don’t worry. That was an insect.” To which one of the boys replies, “I’m surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!”
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Dec 5, 2023 12:46:09 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2023 12:46:09 GMT -8
" I took a shit in the elevator, I am taking this shit to a whole level ". That's wrong on so many levels! |
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Dec 5, 2023 12:50:30 GMT -8
Post by Yoda on Dec 5, 2023 12:50:30 GMT -8
A family is driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son’s innocence, the mother turns around and says, “Don’t worry. That was an insect.” To which one of the boys replies, “I’m surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!” |
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Dec 5, 2023 12:51:49 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2023 12:51:49 GMT -8
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Fuck you said. Fuck you said who? Me!
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Dec 5, 2023 12:54:07 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2023 12:54:07 GMT -8
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, “Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!” Maria replied, “See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!”
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Dec 5, 2023 12:55:04 GMT -8
Post by Yoda on Dec 5, 2023 12:55:04 GMT -8
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Fuck you said. Fuck you said who? Me! Yeah, Nah for that one.
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